I would just like to share with you a classic example of Konglish or Korean + English at one of its funniest and worst. A lot of Koreans think they know English, but oh they are so wrong sometimes. For example, this week I bought a notebook at a store that I found pretty, shall we say. The company or name of this particular notebook is Pure Heart. Okay, that is noble, and then you read the little poem on the first page when you open the notebook and you think "OH MY!"
But feel free to laugh as hard and long as you want. Enjoy!

Oh,

on an early morning

I think

I shall live forever!

I am wrapped

in my joyful flesh,

As the grass is wrapped

in its clouds of green.